Forever Mermaid.

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember